whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's the new green? Green

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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