- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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