- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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