Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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A black student graduated High School

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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