Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Roses are flowers.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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