Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Vaginal secretions

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haha

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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