- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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