- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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