Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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