- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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