- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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