Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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