- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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