Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

The chickens have become self-aware!

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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