nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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