- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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