Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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hey guys im gay

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Women's rights

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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