Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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LET

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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womens rights

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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