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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

call me maybe.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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