- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Barack Obama.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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