- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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