- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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