What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

nolan is gay

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Ily bae

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A black student graduated High School

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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