roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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