- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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