- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

You're a frog

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

women's rights.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

I agree to the terms and conditions

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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