Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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