What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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