So a baby seal walks into a club

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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