- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Chris Bosh's neck

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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