- Anti Joke

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.