- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Women's rights.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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