Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

nolan is gay

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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