You want to hear a joke? Republican

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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