- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What's brown and sticky A stick

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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