Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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