How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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