- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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