- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Abortion.

destiny

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

i killed my family

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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