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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

A black student graduated High School

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