What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

what has genitial warts? me

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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