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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Fat? Jesse Z

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A man walked into a bar owch

hey hey apple

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Whats green? The color green.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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