Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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