- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

A black student graduated High School

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

nolan is gay

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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