1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Whats green? The color green.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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hey hey apple

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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