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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

what to call someone thats gay zak

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

That is so fetch

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Your mother is so fat.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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