What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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