A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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