Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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