- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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