- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

hey guys im gay

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Knock Knock. Not home.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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