What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Boob

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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