What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

vitamin c

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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