alert('The Game')

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Black people stink of shite!

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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