Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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