- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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knock knock go away!!!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Waffles ate my grandma

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

knock knock Goodbye

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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