What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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