- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Who is big and stupid My brother

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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