- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A black student graduated High School

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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