- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

justin littleton being sucessful

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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