- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Barack Obama.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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