- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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