- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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