Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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silver bullet?

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Heskey time.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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