- Anti Joke

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Feminism.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

my wife out of the kitchen

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice