Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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