why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A black student graduated High School

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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