How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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WILLYS

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Anti Joke

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