Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Knock knock Go away

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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