What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Connor is homo

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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