- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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