Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

A black student graduated High School

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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