- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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