What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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