What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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