Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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