why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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This is not a joke.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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