DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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one stop shop

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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ur an fagit

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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