- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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