- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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