- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

A: Knock Knock B: 7

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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