What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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White men's rights

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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