- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

hi

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Your girlfriend.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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