why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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