Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

mitchell palmer sucks

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Yo Mama just died.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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