- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

whats black? the colour

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

knock knock... ...no answer

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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