i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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