There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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