- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

how do you win a game try your best

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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