- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Jersey Shore.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

people magazine

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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