- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

what are three short words? i a am

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Knock Knock.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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