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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Bob Saget that is all

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

John lazzaro likes dick

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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