A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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sky silverstein

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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A man walks into a bar

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I C U P White stuff

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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