A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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