- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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