A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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