- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Knock Know! Come in!

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

black people

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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