- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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