What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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