- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Your girlfriend.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

i found waldo.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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