- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Stephen Hawking

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