- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Kyle grund parker coffey

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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