- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

how do you win a game try your best

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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