What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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PENIS

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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