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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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