2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

why did the man die? he was shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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