- Anti Joke

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the man with no head say to the women?

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?