- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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