- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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