what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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