- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Your big dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

richard is fag

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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