WILLYS

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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