- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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