Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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womens rights

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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