- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

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