What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Barack Obama is a good president.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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