- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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