- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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