- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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