- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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