- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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