Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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hey guys im gay

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Women's rights

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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