High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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poopoo

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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no rasist joks

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Niall Horan

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Whats two plus two Four!

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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