A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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