I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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