Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

i found waldo.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Your girlfriend.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Anti Joke

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