Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

if you don't like this you're gay

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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