Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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