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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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