- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

why girl die cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

batman has diarrhea

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