What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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