- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Whats worse than suicide? death

Hi, my name is Jake.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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