- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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