Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

I like poop in my butt

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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