Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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A black student graduated High School

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Ily bae

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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nolan is gay

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Women's rights

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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