there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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alert('The Game')

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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