- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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