- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

You having friends.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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