Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Women's rights

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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hey guys im gay

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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