Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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i committed murder

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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hi

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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