- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

what is 3+3= 8

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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