- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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