Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

the lemon was sweet.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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