- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

how do you win a game try your best

Your girlfriend.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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