- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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