Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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