What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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